meeroar:

the worst is when it’s late at night and some hilarious thing comes up on your dash but you can’t laugh or you’ll wake everyone up so you just smile demonically while rocking back and forth clapping like an excited seal heaving air into your lungs until your face hurts

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foolishly-framed:

derse-dicks:

derse-dicks:

hello hello introducing my new cosplay of tumblr user pizza

i tried doing a mini photoshoot for a photoset BUT MY DAD WALKED IN ON ME WHEN I GOT A PICTURE AND

IM SO COOL

THE SIGH HE GAVE WHEN HE CAME IN

I HAVE FAILED YOU FATHER

would you say he was disappointed in olive your shenanigans because he sausage a scene

Inca Tern, a species of bird that lives in the Pacific coastline from northern Peru to central Chile are famous for their manly “mustache”.

did-you-kno:

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jenwasheree:

WFW 96 [x]


son-of-the-liberty:

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infauna:

please,
refrain from making your sentences
look as though they’re poetry.
all they are
is illogically spaced sentences
that make you look
like a huge
wanker

a sprinkle of whispers: rosalarian: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is...

rosalarian:

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON…

shutupaubrey:

shutupaubrey:

have you ever been kissed so passionately that you felt like you were in a daze and you couldn’t even move and you got all woozy

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basukettobooru:

The Kiseki no Sedai would like to motivate you. ☆ﾐ(o*･ω･)ﾉ

(Source: softgay)

toujiii:

do you ever otp and you just 

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